Funny & Interesting Tobacco Quotes

I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself.
- Barbara Kelly

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I haven't had time for tobacco since.
~Arturo Toscanini

To smoke or not to smoke:  I can make of either a life-work.
~Mignon McLaughlin

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
~Trey Parker

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep:  to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
~Mignon McLaughlin

Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
~D.H. Mondfleur

Tobacco, divine, rare superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all panaceas, potable gold and philosopher's stones, a sovereign remedy to all diseases.
~Robert Burton

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
~Turkish Proverb